Jims Home. Almost.
He called tonight (Thursday) from Fort Lewis, Washington. He should be back in Provo in about 1 week. Lindy and I are really happy he has made it home safely.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Holiday Card
I heard this Holiday card read on the Dr. Larua show and thought it was funny. Please enjoy.
Please accept with no obligation implied or explicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday practiced with-in the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice.
With respect for the religious secular persuasions and/or traditions of others or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2009 but not without due respect for the calendars of choice for other cultures who’s contributions to society have helped make America great, not to imply that America is necessarily greater then any other country, nor the only America in the western hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.
In other words, Merry Christmas.
Transcript from the Dr. Laura Show, January 5, 2009.
Please accept with no obligation implied or explicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday practiced with-in the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice.
With respect for the religious secular persuasions and/or traditions of others or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2009 but not without due respect for the calendars of choice for other cultures who’s contributions to society have helped make America great, not to imply that America is necessarily greater then any other country, nor the only America in the western hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.
In other words, Merry Christmas.
Transcript from the Dr. Laura Show, January 5, 2009.
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